Dear Diary,
Today I saw a flower that reminded me of Lizzie. I picked it for her. She then scolded me for “hurting nature.”
The flower is on my mantle now, haunting me.
Love,
William
Anonymous asked: If you were to make a mix tape for your dear Elizabeth, what tracks would you put on it?
There’s no point in telling you what songs I’d choose. You’ve probably never heard of them.
Anonymous asked: "From a very large rabbit": That wouldn't be you teasing us, would it?
I am sure I do not know what you are referring to…Tom.
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2 Dear Diary,
I am becoming fearful that you are not a normal diary. Due to the recent influx of “asks,” I am beginning to wonder if you are in fact a horcrux containing a piece of soul belonging to one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Needless to say, I must maintain constant vigilance.
With hesitant love,
William
thenebula asked: I hear Mr Bearcy is going to be travelling a lot soon- are you going to miss him?
I will miss him most ardently, but I trust that he will return home once he has seen the world. It is in the man-bear code — we shall never desert one another.
Anonymous asked: Hey Darcy! I (and I'm pretty sure when I say "I" I'm really speaking for everyone) would like to know if a certain female internet personality, whose name starts with L and ends with izzie, really does snore. Because her best friend said she does...
I can neither confirm nor deny this for it would cause me to be put in grave peril.
1 month ago - 9
9 Anonymous asked: But Mr. Bearcy is still in LA - Hank's over in LA filming some stuff and commentary for the DVD.
Mr. Bearcy has many aspirations. Some of which include Hollywood.
1 month ago - 5
5 Anonymous asked: Do you realize there are blogs (just like yours) that are entirely devoted to you?
This is not a blog. It is a diary…
1 month ago - 5
5 misterbearcy asked: im glad you brought up the subject of bear travel im planning to make an announcement later today i think its time for me to visit some new friends and travel abroad a bit dont worry youll always be my willy willy trip trop trottin pop sweetie
……Thank you
i love you
Mr. Bearcy seems to have been traveling quite a bit, lately…
